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We’re sorry we forgot Valentine’s Day, and President’s Day, and even Mardi Gras. But we’ve got something even better for you than a cheesy valentine, stale candy hearts that taste like toothpaste, bad Abe Lincoln hat, or plastic beads to wear in lieu of a shirt.   We know you’ve been waiting to get around…

  One of the best things about a rice cooker is that you can throw stuff in and walk away. This is perfect for students. But how do you decide what to cook, and why would you want to when there are microwave burritos to be consumed? If you only have a tiny fridge and…

      Whether you’re living at home or hunkered down in a decidedly un-fun dorm, nobody likes spending a lot of money on groceries or eating cafeteria food. And let’s face it, Hot Pockets and microwave burritos are fart and sodium bombs. But between COVID impacting university life and even how you get groceries…

  Are you American? Do you have strong opinions about where the country is or should be going? Do you enjoy standing in line and getting stickers while watching the world burn? Are you a student confused about how to register, especially during this fabulous plague year? Then you probably want to know how you…

Deleuzienne here with some tips for trying to get the most out of a disappointing term! So you’re paying tuition for a term of Zoom and quarantine. Bad luck. If it’s any comfort, your professors really would have preferred to meet in person with you, too! I’ve tried to come up with some useful and…

Can you believe it’s already the summer solstice? Considering that 2020 may be the longest year in human history, seems like a good time to reflect on the tsunami of current events the first half of 2020 has barfed onto us. Looking back over this year, it seems like it was only a few short…

These are tough times. The whole world is shuttered, Amazon is out of everything, many people have lost their jobs and your local grocery store has turned into Mad Max cosplay. Do you battle to the death for the last package of toilet paper or do you cough on the person next to you to…

  University education used to be much more idealistic in nature, and derived from a perceived need to enlighten and ennoble, rather than merely professionalize.  Today, university education is viewed much differently.  It might not be unfair, in fact, to suggest that universities today are merely glorified vocational colleges.  Gone is the ‘Ivory Tower,’ replaced…

Even those who are highly extroverted, come from large families, and had several siblings may struggle to get along with college roommates.  Lack of restraint imposed by absence of authority figures, and the more permissive moral environment on many campuses often invites college students to misbehavior.  It is therefore unsurprising that those with college ambitions…

  College is a pivotal, coming-of-age experience in which students experience previously unenjoyed freedoms.  For some, the parental guidance they have received, and their personal level of maturity allow for responsible enjoyment of newfound liberty.  Most, however, are unprepared.  When exploring new romantic and sexual freedoms, this can result in unwanted and even destructive results.…