The Official Unemployed Professors Blog

  • Choosing A Paper Writing Service

    Choosing A Paper Writing Service

    The five areas we recommend you focus on are Reputation, Cost, Customer Support, Author Expertise, and Revision and Refund Policy.  Two other areas to be considered separately are making sure you won’t get caught, and timeliness.

  • Happy Procrastinator’s Day!!

    Happy Procrastinator’s Day!!

    We’re sorry we forgot Valentine’s Day, and President’s Day, and even Mardi Gras. But we’ve got something even better for you than a cheesy valentine, stale candy hearts that taste like toothpaste, bad Abe Lincoln hat, or plastic beads to wear in lieu of a shirt.   We know you’ve been waiting to get around…

  • Dorm-et Cooking Part Two: Basic Rules

    Dorm-et Cooking Part Two: Basic Rules

      One of the best things about a rice cooker is that you can throw stuff in and walk away. This is perfect for students. But how do you decide what to cook, and why would you want to when there are microwave burritos to be consumed? If you only have a tiny fridge and…

  • “Dorm-et” Cooking: The Basics

    “Dorm-et” Cooking: The Basics

          Whether you’re living at home or hunkered down in a decidedly un-fun dorm, nobody likes spending a lot of money on groceries or eating cafeteria food. And let’s face it, Hot Pockets and microwave burritos are fart and sodium bombs. But between COVID impacting university life and even how you get groceries…

  • How Students Can Vote in the 2020 Election

    How Students Can Vote in the 2020 Election

      Are you American? Do you have strong opinions about where the country is or should be going? Do you enjoy standing in line and getting stickers while watching the world burn? Are you a student confused about how to register, especially during this fabulous plague year? Then you probably want to know how you…

  • Tips for maximizing online learning during COVID-19

    Tips for maximizing online learning during COVID-19

    Deleuzienne here with some tips for trying to get the most out of a disappointing term! So you’re paying tuition for a term of Zoom and quarantine. Bad luck. If it’s any comfort, your professors really would have preferred to meet in person with you, too! I’ve tried to come up with some useful and…

  • Hey, welcome to our summer solstice newsletter!*

    Hey, welcome to our summer solstice newsletter!*

    Can you believe it’s already the summer solstice? Considering that 2020 may be the longest year in human history, seems like a good time to reflect on the tsunami of current events the first half of 2020 has barfed onto us. Looking back over this year, it seems like it was only a few short…

  • Letter from Unemployed Professors on Covid19

    Letter from Unemployed Professors on Covid19

    These are tough times. The whole world is shuttered, Amazon is out of everything, many people have lost their jobs and your local grocery store has turned into Mad Max cosplay. Do you battle to the death for the last package of toilet paper or do you cough on the person next to you to…

  • The Fate of Universities

    The Fate of Universities

      University education used to be much more idealistic in nature, and derived from a perceived need to enlighten and ennoble, rather than merely professionalize.  Today, university education is viewed much differently.  It might not be unfair, in fact, to suggest that universities today are merely glorified vocational colleges.  Gone is the ‘Ivory Tower,’ replaced…

  • How to Get Along with College Roommates

    How to Get Along with College Roommates

    Even those who are highly extroverted, come from large families, and had several siblings may struggle to get along with college roommates.  Lack of restraint imposed by absence of authority figures, and the more permissive moral environment on many campuses often invites college students to misbehavior.  It is therefore unsurprising that those with college ambitions…

  • College Dating Tips

    College Dating Tips

      College is a pivotal, coming-of-age experience in which students experience previously unenjoyed freedoms.  For some, the parental guidance they have received, and their personal level of maturity allow for responsible enjoyment of newfound liberty.  Most, however, are unprepared.  When exploring new romantic and sexual freedoms, this can result in unwanted and even destructive results.…

  • Formulating a Strong Thesis Statement

    Formulating a Strong Thesis Statement

    The thesis statement is essentially a distillation of the entire essay: it is the controlling argument of the paper, and must therefore be intriguing, and at least a little contentious.  Coming up with a compelling thesis statement is one of the most important aspects of writing a good university essay.  Here are some questions formulated…

  • How to Write a Research Paper

    How to Write a Research Paper

    It’s normal to feel a sense of dread about a looming research paper.  Academics at all levels experience anxiety prior to writing a research paper – even the PhD’s who write for Unemployed Professors! Breaking up the process of research and writing into easy-to-follow steps is an excellent way to dispel fears of research papers. …

  • New Year’s Resolutions for University Students

    New Year’s Resolutions for University Students

    Entering a new year and decade, we encounter the longstanding tradition of New Year’s resolutions.   As students, we can look at this as an opportunity to recalibrate our expectations, setting them down in the form of concrete, attainable goals.  If our grades have been lagging, we can take this as an invitation to improve; and…

  • Writing Custom Essays in the Age of Trump

    Writing Custom Essays in the Age of Trump

    What does Donald Trump have to do with the custom essays that we write here at Unemployed Professors? A lot more than you would think. Whether you agree or disagree with Trump’s politics, he is affecting the global economy, global society, and politics. Most of the custom essays I write at Unemployed Professors are about…

  • How a Professional Ghostwriter Sources a Custom Essay

    How a Professional Ghostwriter Sources a Custom Essay

    Today I’m going to talk to you about how a professional ghostwrite will typically source a custom essay here at Unemployed Professors. While there are many schools of thought on how sources should be used in scholarly papers, a good approach to writing an essay is to allow your sources to structure your essay. As…

  • How to Learn from Your Unemployed Professors Custom Essay

    How to Learn from Your Unemployed Professors Custom Essay

    The custom essay writing team at Unemployed Professors is focusing on your learning, and academic growth. When hiring one of our qualified professors to write your custom essay, we encourage you to learn from the work of one of our professionals. These are a few tips that you can use so as to get the…

  • Back 2 school, back 2 reality…

    Back 2 school, back 2 reality…

    Hey there!! September again eh? Pumpkin spice lattes, memes mocking pumpkin spice lattes, backlash against the pumpkin spice latte memes and…school. 🏫 Happy new semester, or, depending on how you feel…sorry, man. Either way, welcome back to school, and fear not: We got you!!!! And that’s not even the best news that Unemployed Professors has…

  • Review of the content at Unemployed Professors

    Review of the content at Unemployed Professors

    Numerous online businesses have been created due to a low barrier to entry as compared to traditional businesses. Therefore, firms have continued to enjoy the excellent economic value of the internet. Since the advent of the internet, there are three main online business strategies that have proven successful. At unemployed professors, we leverage the insight…

  • What makes ghostwriters at Unemployed professors competent?

    What makes ghostwriters at Unemployed professors competent?

      Do you have an assignment that appears a nerve-wracking ordeal to you? We can help you. Our team of expert professors will take your homework and create a custom paper from scratch. All our writers are competent and smart. Here is why you can trust them: Graduates At Unemployed professors, we don’t compromise on…

  • What are the types of assignments you can get at Unemployed professors?

    What are the types of assignments you can get at Unemployed professors?

      At unemployed professors, we understand that human needs are unlimited that’s why we offer a variety of services on our website. In a competitive market place, as the world is today, offering online services provides a lot of opportunities and merits.  Reach out to a vast group of customers who are embracing the digital…

  • Why use “Unemployed Professors”?

    Why use “Unemployed Professors”?

        Why ordering from Unemployed Professors assures you of an A Would you want to perform excellently in your exams? Work with experts. As a student, we understand how sometimes you can be having a lot on your table. To make it worse, the lecturer is strict and wants only the best. What do…

  • Tips for Writing an Excellent Admission Essay

    Tips for Writing an Excellent Admission Essay

    An excellent personal statement basically sells who you are to the reader. When required to write a statement, many students are often at a loss and imagine it to be difficult. Unemployed professors cannot emphasize this enough: writing a personal statement is the simplest task of all. You need not research or read extensively to…

  • Writing that Perfect Law Paper

    Writing that Perfect Law Paper

    Delivering a perfect law paper is possible. At Unemployed professors we cannot emphasize enough the importance of understanding the requirements of the assignment. In general, the goal of a law essay is to show your grasp of the law and how it pans out in reality. The assignment is essentially an opportunity for you to…