The Official Unemployed Professors Blog
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The Top 5 Money Moves to Make After Graduating from University
So, you’ve graduated. Congratulations! You have a diploma, at least three copies of Oh the Places You’ll Go, and a wrenching hangover. How do you become a financial grown-up when you couldn’t even keep enough money in your meal plan to get a pizza at the end of the semester? These five money moves are…
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UP Sucks
“Unemployed Professors Sucks” A lot of people talk smack about Unemployed Professors. A lot of people think we suck. Of course, it’s important to defend yourself against such attacks. People hate that this site exists and, hey, haters gonna hate. Unemployed Professors is disrupting the educational paradigm, and everyone hates disrupters. People who say that…
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Unemployed professors review – an insiders opinion
A couple of years ago, my company rewrote the unemployed professors website in return for an equity position in the company. Writing a website for equity is a common request in my industry, but not one that I often entertain. After all, I have enough ideas of my own that I do not have time…
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Steven Covey’s time management quadrant
Are you constantly scrambling to get stuff done at the last minute? Maybe the problem isn’t what you do or not do, but how you prioritize it. The scrawled list of things “to do” may work well if you only have a few simple tasks to accomplish, as one of the best Kids in the…
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The Pareto Principle
You’ve probably heard the saying that 80% of the work gets done in 20% of the time. But what does that even mean, especially for the less mathematically inclined? Simply put, this mantra means that 80% of people’s work time is spent on trivial tasks. It is only in 20% of the time that the…
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Professor Rogue’s Words of Wisdom on Citations for College Essays
If you don’t know this already, trust me – citations for your college essays are one of the most important elements of writing top-notch papers that will get you an A grade. Indeed, many professors, especially in English and the Humanities are incredibly nitpicky about citations for college essays, and will even dock large numbers…
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Top 10 Tips For Writing a Professional Research Paper
How do we do it? How do we at Unemployed Professors manage to produce so many top-quality research papers in so little time? The answer is that we each have our own method that is designed to create efficiencies while not compromising on quality. Although there is no single right way of producing a professional…
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How To Find And Evaluate Credible Sources For Your Research Paper
The essence of writing a research paper is engaging critically with a particular scholarly debate and making an original intervention of some kind. Key to writing a top-quality research paper, therefore, is making sure that you draw upon and critically evaluate the right sources. This involves two stages: Finding Credible Sources The sources you use…
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Top 10 Term Paper Writing Mistakes
Despite the fact that most university assessments take the form of essay writing, relatively few professors bother to explain the fundamentals of essay writing to their students. As a result, the same mistakes tend to recur in students’ essays. Here are ten of the most common: Not following the rubric. All essays must meet certain…
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Learn more about our professors!
Come check out our reddit AMA Too busy browsing /r/gonewild? Broke your arms and mom won’t help with your homework? No time to write your paper because you’re on a Colby rescue mission? Don’t worry, Unemployed Professors has your back! Our writers have PhD degrees from top American universities, and they will make sure you…
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The Art of Unlearning
The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn and relearn. –Alvin Toffler No matter how many papers you buy from us, you’re going to have to learn the stuff that applies to your hoped-for career sometime. In the 21st century, that includes…
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How to be a Better Plagiarizer
The Real Reasons Your Professor Doesn’t Want You To Plagiarize. Every semester around Week 12, I roll out my super-deluxe “Why You Should Not Plagiarize” lecture. It’s a riotous good time for all involved: there are thrills, there are cliff-hangers, there are built-in drum rolls. Every student in attendance leaves the classroom 100% pumped to…
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Risk and Reward in Your Undergraduate Career
Grades are important, right? More important than anything, right?No, wrong. Sometimes you have to take risks that may result in a slightly lower grade for a bigger post-college reward. It’s easy enough to cram all the stuff you need for a multiple-choice exam. It’s a lot harder to weave a basket. The distinction is critical.…
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Differences Between Ivy League and Community Colleges
Differences between ivy league and community colleges Picking a college is overwhelming enough – even more so if you consider the fact that in the United States, there were 6,742 colleges (including two-year, four-year, and other) as of 2009. What are the different types of colleges? Where should you even start looking? Everyone has…
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Unemployed Professors is Hiring
Hello Academic Writers, hope this finds you well, UP holdings is proudly launching its most recent revamped website in the ghost writing business by the beginning of Sept and would like to invite you to be one of the “professors” writers for the firm. The new remodelled website (we’ve been in business for a long…
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Rogue Commentary: On the Nobility of Whistleblowing
Recent revelations by Edward Snowden, former NSA contractor come whistleblower, are deeply disturbing vis-à-vis the continued legitimacy of American democracy. While the War on Terror has most certainly created a context in which Americans are increasingly willing to make sacrifices in the name of ostensible security; the scope of the information collected by the NSA…
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Is Buying a Term Paper Unethical?
You’re sure as shit right it is; there’s nothing ethical about buying a term paper, and there sure as hell isn’t anything ethical about having an unemployed or underemployed professor write one for you. That said, there’s a perverse logic to buying a term paper from a purveyor like this one. Look at it this…
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Getting Ready for a New Semester: Rogue Style
With the dreadful misery of a new semester of busy work approaching you, and with the allure of our custom essays already ringing throughout the halls of your Soviet-style concrete classroom building, it’s time to get ready for what the new semester’s gonna bring. This is how you prep for a semester, Rogue style… STRATEGIC…
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How to Study for Midterms
Given that you’re on a custom essay site, you’re either struggling with the academic portions of your life or just overwhelmed to the point where you’re imbibing Red Bull by the case, and staring at your University’s meme page or Texts From Last Night, in utter disbelief, and wondering what you’ve done to deserve this…
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How to Beat Turnitin.com
HOW TO BEAT TURNITIN That got your attention, didn’t it? Yeah, universities are increasingly using TURNITIN so as to catch what they call plagiarism. A lot of message boards and Ehow articles out there are telling you that you can beat TURNITIN by doing weird stuff with macros in word, by adding random letters or…
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ZEN AND THE ART OF ESSAY WRITING!
Despite the fact that I write custom essays, to supplement my income, I’m still an educator. As such, I’m writing today to provide you budding scholars with some awesome-sauce essay writing tips. For what it’s worth, one of my custom essays would most certainly kick the ass of anything that you could produce (go on –…
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HOW TO IMPRESS YOUR PROFESSOR
Introducing one of our newest hires, Professor Fishnet -BA Biology MA Neuroscience PhD Sexology – Professor Fishnet, a Doctor of Sexology, will now be starting a bi-monthly love and sex advice column, targeted at you undergrads, and will be happy to publicly respond to any anonymous questions, about love and sex, put forth by our…
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On Plagiarism and Other Stupidity…
Whence Academic Misconduct? Tis the question. I often ponder the ethical implications of plagiarism, and my night job here. At first, I felt a little bad about what I was doing; writing custom papers; doing others’ homework; all the while writing my own dissertation. Not for nothing, my dissertation probably took an extra six to…
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I’m a Good Little Academic Prostitute!
Let’s face it – I’m an academic prostitute, a whore one might say. I don’t suck phalluses for money, nor at all for that matter, but I do sell my body every time I write a custom college essay. Am I being provocative? Yeah. Am I trying to optimize this web site’s page position on…
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