The Official Unemployed Professors Blog

  • “Don’t Hate Da Playa; Hate Da Game”

    “Don’t Hate Da Playa; Hate Da Game”

    As I mentioned in my previous post, we do get a fair bit of hate mail here at Unemployed Professors. “Custom essay writing is immoral you jackass!” “Students won’t graduate if they pay someone to write their essays!” I’ve heard it all once, and I’ll hear it all again. As an academic who has a…

  • Who are we? Why we’re doing this?

    Who are we? Why we’re doing this?

    We get our fair share of hate mail here at Unemployed Professors. These e-mails run the gamut from “you are a bunch of immoral jackasses for running a custom essay service,” to “how the hell are these kids going to learn if you’re writing their essays for them.” Despite these, the Unemployed Professors remain undeterred.…

  • Colosal truth from Mohandas!

    The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity; and worship without sacrifice.

  • Dear students, it’s 2012 already!

    Dear students, it’s 2012 already!

    Students of the world, It’s a New Year; the Mayans were wrong on 2012 and we’re still partying hardy; Kim Jong-Il is dead and an equally creepy dude is running the PRK; and Unemployed Professors is gearing up for the long haul of college during Winter. With this, we not only anticipate but empathize with…

  • New semester new problems? Not anymore, we got new solutions!

    New semester new problems? Not anymore, we got new solutions!

      The end of the holiday break means the start of a new semester, which means that those term papers, essays, midterms and other bits of academic nonsense are going to start piling up faster than you know it. I’ve been at the university scene before and I know what it’s like: sometimes trying to…