Category: Opinion
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The Future of Writing—Why AI Will Never Replace Human Creativity
Introduction: The AI Writing Illusion—Why It’s Failing AI was supposed to revolutionize writing—automating content, eliminating the need for human creativity, and making high-quality text accessible to everyone. But instead, it has exposed its own limitations. Yes, AI can generate passable essays, articles, and reports—but only at a surface level. It can mimic human language, but…
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The Rise of AI-Generated Nonsense and the New Golden Age of Ghostwriting
Introduction: AI is Flooding the World with Generic, Low-Value Writing The internet, academia, and professional spaces are being drowned in AI-generated writing—bland, soulless, and completely forgettable. What started as a promising tool for efficiency has turned into a flood of mass-produced, low-quality writing. Students are turning in predictable, AI-generated essays, businesses are relying on auto-generated…
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The Academic Underclass – How AI Writing is Creating a Two-Tiered System in Higher Education
Introduction: The Two-Tiered System of Academic Writing Higher education is no longer an equal playing field—it’s splitting into two distinct groups: 1️⃣ The AI Underclass – students who rely on ChatGPT and AI-generated content, submitting generic, forgettable essays that blend into the masses.2️⃣ The Academic Elite – students who invest in bespoke, human-crafted writing that…
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Why the World’s Top Scholars, Executives, and Students Still Rely on Human Writers
Introduction: AI Can’t Replace Human Expertise If AI-generated writing was truly the future, the world’s top scholars, executives, and elite students would be using it. But they aren’t. While average students and professionals scramble to churn out AI-generated content, the best minds—those in Ivy League programs, elite business schools, and high-powered industries—continue to rely on…
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AI Writing is for the Masses—Bespoke Essays Are for the Elite
Introduction: The Divide Between AI and Human Writing Would you rather wear a bespoke, tailor-made suit or something mass-produced from a discount retailer? The difference isn’t just about quality—it’s about status, exclusivity, and standing out from the crowd. The same applies to academic writing. Right now, AI-generated essays are flooding universities, turning academia into a…
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The Hidden Costs of AI Writing: Why ‘Free’ Essays Could Cost You Everything
I. The Illusion of Free AI Essays: What Students Don’t Realize The rise of AI-powered writing tools has made one thing clear—students love free solutions. Chatbots like ChatGPT and Jasper promise to write entire essays in seconds, without students needing to lift a finger. No more late-night stress, no more endless research—just instant, polished work…
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The AI-Generated Essay Nightmare: Students Share Their Horror Stories
I. The AI Shortcut That Became a Disaster AI essay generators seemed like the perfect shortcut for students drowning in deadlines. No more long nights staring at a blank document, no more frantic last-minute research—just type in a prompt, press enter, and get a fully written essay in seconds. It was supposed to be easy.…
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The Professors Strike Back: How AI is Making Academic Work Even Harder
I. AI Was Supposed to Make School Easier—Instead, It’s Making It Harder When AI chatbots like ChatGPT exploded onto the scene, students thought they had found the ultimate academic cheat code. No more late-night essay writing. No more scrambling for sources. Just a few prompts, a couple of clicks, and boom—an instant, polished essay ready…
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The AI Hallucination Epidemic: How Chatbots Are Getting Students Expelled
I. AI’s Hallucination Problem: Why It Invents Fake Sources AI’s greatest weakness isn’t just bad writing—it’s fabrication. Unlike human researchers who gather real sources, verify citations, and cross-check information, AI hallucinates academic references. It doesn’t know what’s real and what’s not. It simply makes things up. For students using AI-generated essays, this is a disaster…
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Ghostwriting is an Art: Why AI-Generated Essays Will Always Be Garbage
I. The Craft of Academic Writing: Why It’s More Than Just Words Some people think writing an essay is just about dumping information on a page, hitting the word count, and submitting it. But real academic writing—good writing—is much more than that. It’s an art. A craft. A skill that requires structure, flow, and argumentation.…
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AI vs. The Humanities: Why Chatbots Will Never Replace Real Thinkers
I. The Illusion of AI as a Humanities Scholar For a brief moment, it seemed like AI might revolutionize academic writing. Students, professors, and even casual readers marveled at how chatbots like ChatGPT could churn out entire essays in seconds. Need a summary of The Republic? Done. Want an overview of the causes of the…
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The Great AI Plagiarism Crisis: How Lazy Students Got Caught in the Trap
I. The Rise of AI in Academic Writing For a brief moment, AI writing tools seemed like the ultimate cheat code for students struggling with academic work. With platforms like ChatGPT, Claude, and Gemini promising to generate full-length essays in seconds, it felt like an era of effortless, risk-free academic writing had arrived. Instead of…
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The Revenge of the Ghostwriter
I. The AI Revolution and the Death of Academic Integrity For a brief moment, it looked like artificial intelligence was going to make ghostwriters extinct. Students, researchers, and even professionals flocked to ChatGPT, Claude, and other AI-powered writing tools, believing they had found the ultimate academic cheat code. With a few quick prompts, they could…
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Some Thoughts on COVID Vaccines and Aspiration
By Professor Rogue I believe that COVID MRNA vaccines are safe and effective in terms of preventing severe COVID. Here at Unemployed Professors, opinions differ amongst professors, and we have all written many custom essays about COVID and its implications on the economy. I have written so many custom essays about COVID-19 that I have…
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The Biden Presidency: An Objective Examination of Inaction
By Professor Rogue As a ghostwriter for Unemployed Professors, I have written a lot of custom essays either praising or critiquing Donald Trump and Joe Biden. Back in the day, I did the same for Obama and Bush. I had not started ghostwriting when Clinton was in office, or I would have written custom essays…
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Zoom is Destroying Our Ability to Interact
Written by Professor Rouge While I am an academic ghostwriter at Unemployed Professors, I also teach university and have other personal and business interests that require me to use zoom. In the classroom, Zoom has represented a lifesaver for allowing us to continue teaching during the Pandemic but has dramatically detracted from the degree…
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The Upcoming Russian Invasion of Ukraine
Written by Professor-Rogue As an academic ghostwriter for UnemployedProfessors, I write a lot in the areas of Political Science and International Relations because this is the field in which I obtained my doctoral degree. With this expertise in mind, and considering that I studied Russia extensively as a graduate student, I feel the need to…
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UP Sucks
“Unemployed Professors Sucks” A lot of people talk smack about Unemployed Professors. A lot of people think we suck. Of course, it’s important to defend yourself against such attacks. People hate that this site exists and, hey, haters gonna hate. Unemployed Professors is disrupting the educational paradigm, and everyone hates disrupters. People who say that…
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Unemployed professors review – an insiders opinion
A couple of years ago, my company rewrote the unemployed professors website in return for an equity position in the company. Writing a website for equity is a common request in my industry, but not one that I often entertain. After all, I have enough ideas of my own that I do not have time…
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Professor Rogue’s Words of Wisdom on Citations for College Essays
If you don’t know this already, trust me – citations for your college essays are one of the most important elements of writing top-notch papers that will get you an A grade. Indeed, many professors, especially in English and the Humanities are incredibly nitpicky about citations for college essays, and will even dock large numbers…
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How to be a Better Plagiarizer
The Real Reasons Your Professor Doesn’t Want You To Plagiarize. Every semester around Week 12, I roll out my super-deluxe “Why You Should Not Plagiarize” lecture. It’s a riotous good time for all involved: there are thrills, there are cliff-hangers, there are built-in drum rolls. Every student in attendance leaves the classroom 100% pumped to…
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Risk and Reward in Your Undergraduate Career
Grades are important, right? More important than anything, right?No, wrong. Sometimes you have to take risks that may result in a slightly lower grade for a bigger post-college reward. It’s easy enough to cram all the stuff you need for a multiple-choice exam. It’s a lot harder to weave a basket. The distinction is critical.…
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Unemployed Professors is Hiring
Hello Academic Writers, hope this finds you well, UP holdings is proudly launching its most recent revamped website in the ghost writing business by the beginning of Sept and would like to invite you to be one of the “professors” writers for the firm. The new remodelled website (we’ve been in business for a long…
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Rogue Commentary: On the Nobility of Whistleblowing
Recent revelations by Edward Snowden, former NSA contractor come whistleblower, are deeply disturbing vis-à-vis the continued legitimacy of American democracy. While the War on Terror has most certainly created a context in which Americans are increasingly willing to make sacrifices in the name of ostensible security; the scope of the information collected by the NSA…