Students of the world,
It’s a New Year; the Mayans were wrong on 2012 and we’re still partying hardy; Kim Jong-Il is dead and an equally creepy dude is running the PRK; and Unemployed Professors is gearing up for the long haul of college during Winter. With this, we not only anticipate but empathize with your continued need for our brilliant eggheads’ work. We’re happy to announce that Unemployed Professors now has a stable of over thirty active professors whose specialties run the gamut from Anthropology to Zoology. Okay, we don’t really have a Zoologist but we do have a Professor with a PhD in Women’s Studies – so let’s just call it A to W.
What’s the upside of this for you? More professors working for us means more professors bidding on your projects. This means that you will be able to get even better deals on your papers and other tedious assignments in this New Year. Put another way, our guns are still for hire and we’re more than happy to be your academic mercenaries as you alternate between papering and partying. We’ve also come to an agreement with our professors whereby any project posted during the month of January, that has at least a seven day completion timeframe, will receive a 10% discount on the bid that you choose. Ergo, submit your papers early and you’ll save some scratch. That’s beer money in your pocket.
So, we hope to see you soon and we’re wishing you a Happy New Year from the entire Unemployed Professors Team.