Hey there!! September again eh?

Pumpkin spice lattes, memes mocking pumpkin spice lattes, backlash against the pumpkin spice latte memes and…school. 🏫
Happy new semester, or, depending on how you feel…sorry, man. Either way, welcome back to school, and fear not: We got you!!!! And that’s not even the best news that Unemployed Professors has got for you. Read on for a guide to this semester in UP-land:

• NEW: COUPONS COUPONS COUPONS, BABY. Use your welcome back discount code “back2school” for $12 off your project. Enter code upon posting the project. Why? Because we love you. You’re welcome. (Hurry and use it as it’ll expire in couple of weeks).
• WE’VE STILL GOT: REFERRAL CASH. Refer a friend, earn cash with our referral program (login to get your referral link)
• ALWAYS: AWESOME ACADEMIC HELP, PROVIDED BY ORGANIC, FREE-RANGE UNEMPLOYED PROFESSORS. 🤓  We’ve got the best in the industry standing by to provide you with custom solutions. Think your project is impossible? Think again. Post your project [here].
• STAY TUNED: What have we got up our sleeves? A pocket protector, sure,  but we’ve also got some exciting stuff for you over the next few months. Contests? New features? Additional discounts? The only way to know is to stay tuned…

That’s all for now,
The UP Team
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