Author: The U.P Team
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How to be a Better Plagiarizer
The Real Reasons Your Professor Doesn’t Want You To Plagiarize. Every semester around Week 12, I roll out my super-deluxe “Why You Should Not Plagiarize” lecture. It’s a riotous good time for all involved: there are thrills, there are cliff-hangers, there are built-in drum rolls. Every student in attendance leaves the classroom 100% pumped to…
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Risk and Reward in Your Undergraduate Career
Grades are important, right? More important than anything, right?No, wrong. Sometimes you have to take risks that may result in a slightly lower grade for a bigger post-college reward. It’s easy enough to cram all the stuff you need for a multiple-choice exam. It’s a lot harder to weave a basket. The distinction is critical.…
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Differences Between Ivy League and Community Colleges
Differences between ivy league and community colleges Picking a college is overwhelming enough – even more so if you consider the fact that in the United States, there were 6,742 colleges (including two-year, four-year, and other) as of 2009. What are the different types of colleges? Where should you even start looking? Everyone has…
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Unemployed Professors is Hiring
Hello Academic Writers, hope this finds you well, UP holdings is proudly launching its most recent revamped website in the ghost writing business by the beginning of Sept and would like to invite you to be one of the “professors” writers for the firm. The new remodelled website (we’ve been in business for a long…
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Is Buying a Term Paper Unethical?
You’re sure as shit right it is; there’s nothing ethical about buying a term paper, and there sure as hell isn’t anything ethical about having an unemployed or underemployed professor write one for you. That said, there’s a perverse logic to buying a term paper from a purveyor like this one. Look at it this…
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HOW TO IMPRESS YOUR PROFESSOR
Introducing one of our newest hires, Professor Fishnet -BA Biology MA Neuroscience PhD Sexology – Professor Fishnet, a Doctor of Sexology, will now be starting a bi-monthly love and sex advice column, targeted at you undergrads, and will be happy to publicly respond to any anonymous questions, about love and sex, put forth by our…
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Colosal truth from Mohandas!
The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity; and worship without sacrifice.
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Dear students, it’s 2012 already!
Students of the world, It’s a New Year; the Mayans were wrong on 2012 and we’re still partying hardy; Kim Jong-Il is dead and an equally creepy dude is running the PRK; and Unemployed Professors is gearing up for the long haul of college during Winter. With this, we not only anticipate but empathize with…
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New semester new problems? Not anymore, we got new solutions!
The end of the holiday break means the start of a new semester, which means that those term papers, essays, midterms and other bits of academic nonsense are going to start piling up faster than you know it. I’ve been at the university scene before and I know what it’s like: sometimes trying to…