We’re sorry we forgot Valentine’s Day, and President’s Day, and even Mardi Gras. But we’ve got something even better for you than a cheesy valentine, stale candy hearts that taste like toothpaste, bad Abe Lincoln hat, or plastic beads to wear in lieu of a shirt.
We know you’ve been waiting to get around to finding a holiday just for you. So we here at Unemployed Professors wanted to let you know that starting rn!! is the First Annual Procrastinator’s Day. This exciting new holiday has been in the works for several years, but it was just this year that we finally got around to planning it.
Have you been putting off your Procrastinator’s Day plans? Have you been waiting to open this email?
Let us guess… 🔮 🔮 🔮 🔮 We think maybe you’ve been putting off a few other things, too.
Our “chaotic good” professors are here for you – today – tomorrow – or WHENEVER. 🤓 🦸🏼
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We love you just how you are.
Your nerdy heroes at Unemployed Professors