The end of the holiday break means the start of a new semester, which means that those term papers, essays, midterms and other bits of academic nonsense are going to start piling up faster than you know it.
I’ve been at the university scene before and I know what it’s like: sometimes trying to balance school with work with play can be one heck of a hassle. Wouldn’t it be nice if those papers could just disappear and you wouldn’t have to worry about bailing on your best friend’s party?
Well, it can be that nice. Here at UnemployedProfessors.com we can make those papers go away.
The concept behind unemployed professors is simple: I’m sure you’ve met, or at least heard of, more than a few academics who made it through the system and earned themselves a master’s degree in such and such or a PhD in so and so and haven’t been able to find work. Well, rather than letting those degrees rot on the shelves, we’ve decided to gather up as many of these local academics as we could find and get them to start using their degrees.
Of course, I’m sure you’ve heard it all before, what with the dozens of other websites out there offering similar services. The difference though, is that we really are who we say we are. The problem with a lot of sites is that they outsource their work to India, or other parts of the world where getting a degree isn’t quite as stringent as it is here. They talk big, and sound professional, but when it comes down to getting the work done, you suddenly realize that you’ve produced better papers back in high school than those clowns do.
Here at Unemployed Professors, we are unabashedly local, based here in Montreal. This means that every project we take on is being written and researched by people that graduated from the same colleges and universities that you’re currently attending and probably even took some of the same classes with the same teachers. They know that the workload is tough and time consuming, they know about deadlines and proper citations and this means that they also know all the ins and outs of the system.
Getting started is simple. Sign up and register an account with us, then post a project of yours along with the due date and other details. Our professors will look it over, find out who has the know-how to complete it, and start replying to you. Because we believe in democracy here in Canada, we’ve set things up so that multiple professors who have the right expertise under their belt can bid on the same project. That means the next time you sign in to view your project status, you might have four of five different professors offering different approaches and different prices for the work. A little competition can be a good thing, this way you can tailor your paper the way you want and pick the right professor for the job.
Also, another thing that separates us from those other sites is that we don’t consider title pages, footnotes, proper formatting and a bibliography as “extras”. If your university considers those standard features, then so do we. It’s that simple: we’re not here to jerk you around or try to cut back on our workload. We want to write you the papers you need to succeed so that you’ll keep coming back. No bullshit and no academic jargon; just genuine work.
So what are you waiting for? Those papers won’t write themselves until you sign up with the Unemployed Professors