so you can play while we make your papers go away…
Letter from Unemployed Professors on Covid19
These are tough times. The whole world is shuttered, Amazon is out of everything, many people have lost their jobs and your local grocery store has turned into Mad Max cosplay. Do you battle to the death for the last package of toilet paper or do you cough on the person next to you to psych them out?
(If you’re smart, do neither, because you stole the industrial-sized rolls of toilet paper from your university’s least-used library floor before the campus closed, but that’s just an Unemployed Professor life pro tip for toilet paper or UP PT for TP).
…But some things haven’t changed, like your school’s deadlines.
With headlines blowing up your phone, mandatory lockdowns, a sudden loss of income, and constant anxiety about your own or your loved ones’ health, it might be harder than ever to focus on or care about assignments.
That’s why we wanted to let you know that one thing that hasn’t changed is that Unemployed Professors cares about you. We’re all in this together.
If you were laid off or have had your income affected due to the coronavirus, we’ll send you a promo code off your order. Email us a screenshot or photo (which we will hold absolutely confidential) demonstrating that your income was affected by COVID, and we’ll email you a coupon code.
Stay strong, stay healthy, and remember to wash your hands.