Category: Cool Beans!!
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How to be a Better Plagiarizer
The Real Reasons Your Professor Doesn’t Want You To Plagiarize. Every semester around Week 12, I roll out my super-deluxe “Why You Should Not Plagiarize” lecture. It’s a riotous good time for all involved: there are thrills, there are cliff-hangers, there are built-in drum rolls. Every student in attendance leaves the classroom 100% pumped to…
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Differences Between Ivy League and Community Colleges
Differences between ivy league and community colleges Picking a college is overwhelming enough – even more so if you consider the fact that in the United States, there were 6,742 colleges (including two-year, four-year, and other) as of 2009. What are the different types of colleges? Where should you even start looking? Everyone has…
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Unemployed Professors is Hiring
Hello Academic Writers, hope this finds you well, UP holdings is proudly launching its most recent revamped website in the ghost writing business by the beginning of Sept and would like to invite you to be one of the “professors” writers for the firm. The new remodelled website (we’ve been in business for a long…
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Is Buying a Term Paper Unethical?
You’re sure as shit right it is; there’s nothing ethical about buying a term paper, and there sure as hell isn’t anything ethical about having an unemployed or underemployed professor write one for you. That said, there’s a perverse logic to buying a term paper from a purveyor like this one. Look at it this…
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Getting Ready for a New Semester: Rogue Style
With the dreadful misery of a new semester of busy work approaching you, and with the allure of our custom essays already ringing throughout the halls of your Soviet-style concrete classroom building, it’s time to get ready for what the new semester’s gonna bring. This is how you prep for a semester, Rogue style… STRATEGIC…
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How to Study for Midterms
Given that you’re on a custom essay site, you’re either struggling with the academic portions of your life or just overwhelmed to the point where you’re imbibing Red Bull by the case, and staring at your University’s meme page or Texts From Last Night, in utter disbelief, and wondering what you’ve done to deserve this…
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How to Beat Turnitin.com
HOW TO BEAT TURNITIN That got your attention, didn’t it? Yeah, universities are increasingly using TURNITIN so as to catch what they call plagiarism. A lot of message boards and Ehow articles out there are telling you that you can beat TURNITIN by doing weird stuff with macros in word, by adding random letters or…
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ZEN AND THE ART OF ESSAY WRITING!
Despite the fact that I write custom essays, to supplement my income, I’m still an educator. As such, I’m writing today to provide you budding scholars with some awesome-sauce essay writing tips. For what it’s worth, one of my custom essays would most certainly kick the ass of anything that you could produce (go on –…
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HOW TO IMPRESS YOUR PROFESSOR
Introducing one of our newest hires, Professor Fishnet -BA Biology MA Neuroscience PhD Sexology – Professor Fishnet, a Doctor of Sexology, will now be starting a bi-monthly love and sex advice column, targeted at you undergrads, and will be happy to publicly respond to any anonymous questions, about love and sex, put forth by our…
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On Plagiarism and Other Stupidity…
Whence Academic Misconduct? Tis the question. I often ponder the ethical implications of plagiarism, and my night job here. At first, I felt a little bad about what I was doing; writing custom papers; doing others’ homework; all the while writing my own dissertation. Not for nothing, my dissertation probably took an extra six to…
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I’m a Good Little Academic Prostitute!
Let’s face it – I’m an academic prostitute, a whore one might say. I don’t suck phalluses for money, nor at all for that matter, but I do sell my body every time I write a custom college essay. Am I being provocative? Yeah. Am I trying to optimize this web site’s page position on…
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“Don’t Hate Da Playa; Hate Da Game”
As I mentioned in my previous post, we do get a fair bit of hate mail here at Unemployed Professors. “Custom essay writing is immoral you jackass!” “Students won’t graduate if they pay someone to write their essays!” I’ve heard it all once, and I’ll hear it all again. As an academic who has a…
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Who are we? Why we’re doing this?
We get our fair share of hate mail here at Unemployed Professors. These e-mails run the gamut from “you are a bunch of immoral jackasses for running a custom essay service,” to “how the hell are these kids going to learn if you’re writing their essays for them.” Despite these, the Unemployed Professors remain undeterred.…
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Dear students, it’s 2012 already!
Students of the world, It’s a New Year; the Mayans were wrong on 2012 and we’re still partying hardy; Kim Jong-Il is dead and an equally creepy dude is running the PRK; and Unemployed Professors is gearing up for the long haul of college during Winter. With this, we not only anticipate but empathize with…
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New semester new problems? Not anymore, we got new solutions!
The end of the holiday break means the start of a new semester, which means that those term papers, essays, midterms and other bits of academic nonsense are going to start piling up faster than you know it. I’ve been at the university scene before and I know what it’s like: sometimes trying to…