Category: Cool Beans!!
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Back 2 school, back 2 reality…
Hey there!! September again eh? Pumpkin spice lattes, memes mocking pumpkin spice lattes, backlash against the pumpkin spice latte memes and…school. 🏫 Happy new semester, or, depending on how you feel…sorry, man. Either way, welcome back to school, and fear not: We got you!!!! And that’s not even the best news that Unemployed Professors has…
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Review of the content at Unemployed Professors
Numerous online businesses have been created due to a low barrier to entry as compared to traditional businesses. Therefore, firms have continued to enjoy the excellent economic value of the internet. Since the advent of the internet, there are three main online business strategies that have proven successful. At unemployed professors, we leverage the insight…
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What makes ghostwriters at Unemployed professors competent?
Do you have an assignment that appears a nerve-wracking ordeal to you? We can help you. Our team of expert professors will take your homework and create a custom paper from scratch. All our writers are competent and smart. Here is why you can trust them: Graduates At Unemployed professors, we don’t compromise on…
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What are the types of assignments you can get at Unemployed professors?
At unemployed professors, we understand that human needs are unlimited that’s why we offer a variety of services on our website. In a competitive market place, as the world is today, offering online services provides a lot of opportunities and merits. Reach out to a vast group of customers who are embracing the digital…
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Why use “Unemployed Professors”?
Why ordering from Unemployed Professors assures you of an A Would you want to perform excellently in your exams? Work with experts. As a student, we understand how sometimes you can be having a lot on your table. To make it worse, the lecturer is strict and wants only the best. What do…
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Is Using an Essay Writing Service Considered Plagiarism?
Most educators around the world preface any writing assignment with one cardinal rule; do not plagiarize. What is plagiarism, you ask?
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Borders and Barriers: Over the Essay Wall
Many Presidents have campaigned on platforms verging on the absurd; however, no American President has made such an infamous promise as Trump, whose border wall now looms much larger over public debate than it does the Mexican-American divide. In 2016, Trump demanded Mexico pay for the barrier. In 2019, this ridiculous notion has been…
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Make This Semester Your Best One Yet
College can be tough to navigate for anyone, as you strive to strike a balance between schoolwork, social life, and, often, work. Things fall by the wayside, and, eventually, something in your life starts to suffer. When priorities become neglected, things can fall apart, and one thing you definitely don’t want to lose control over…
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Grades in college: Do they matter?
Lots of people wonder if striving for excellent grades in college affects the rest of their life at all. After all, depending on whom you ask, “B’s (Or C’s, or D’s) get degrees.” However, did you know that a low GPA can also affect your lifetime earnings? A 2014 study of pay data and college…
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Should College Education be Free?
One of the most expensive things most people will ever pay for is a college education. Gone are the days when people could live comfortably with a high school education, and the competition for jobs is fierce. Careers are requiring more advanced degrees than ever before, and tuition rates are higher than they have ever…
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How to Write a Thesis/Dissertation Introduction
For some Master’s degree programs, and all Ph. D. programs, require some type of thesis or dissertation for completion. This is one of the most important steps in attaining a higher-level degree, and it requires significant time and research to complete. A thesis must investigate something concerning your field, and demonstrate expansive research. Then, these…
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How to Stay Happy in the Cold Season
Fall is almost upon us, and with that comes the shortening of days and frigidity in the air. Gone are those long, hot, and sunny summer days, and people are often left depressed in its wake. There is a name for the blues some people experience in the colder months; seasonal affective disorder (SAD). When…
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Surviving the First Year of College
College can be tough, especially for freshmen coming in to a new environment. It can be overwhelming living alone for the first time, and the freedom combined with responsibility can prove to be a heady mix. Many have crumbled under the pressure of the first-year of college, but you don’t have to. Start by investing…
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Stay Fit This Fall
Summer is almost over, and that means fall keggers, pumpkin spice everything, and tailgating with wings, shots, and carbs. Packing on the pounds gets easier the more we cover up with clothes, and before we know it, we can’t fit into our summer daisy dukes for the Halloween party. Here are some tips on how…
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NYQ thinks Unemployed Professors “should burn in hell”
According to a threatening email my company received today, Ray Hammond thinks I should “burn in hell” for starting this site and hopes that I “choke on [my] money.” This message was sent from his official email account at the New York Quarterly, a non-profit and poetry publication. Instead of responding to this highly unpoetic…
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Creative writing can improve your communication skills
In today’s day and age, people have the ability to engage in a more diverse range of hobbies than ever before. Some are physical activities, things like yoga and Zumba, which challenge the body and contribute to bodily health. Others, such as interactive gaming, stimulate the mind and, if interactive, create social situations for people…
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More networking tips for shy students
Last fall, I blogged about some networking tips for the shy student. Now it’s a new year, a new term, and I have a whole new set of tips for you today. If you followed my advice, hopefully last term you made some friends, networked online, got in good with your professors, and made some…
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Students – Make tomorrow suck less
One of the most useful things I’ve ever come across is the “Unfuck your habitat” (UFYH) site. This site is full of small fixes and even an app. The fundamental idea underlying it is the Pareto principle, as well as the idea that small changes add up over time, because it’s important to change your…
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How to talk to your college professor
Believe it or not, professors are people too. Nerdy, boring people, yes, but people nonetheless. And most of them actually love to hear from students. Most of the time, I am happy to sit down with students and clarify expectations about an assignment, content for the course, or just shoot the shit and talk about…
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Unemployed professors review – an insiders opinion
A couple of years ago, my company rewrote the unemployed professors website in return for an equity position in the company. Writing a website for equity is a common request in my industry, but not one that I often entertain. After all, I have enough ideas of my own that I do not have time…
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Steven Covey’s time management quadrant
Are you constantly scrambling to get stuff done at the last minute? Maybe the problem isn’t what you do or not do, but how you prioritize it. The scrawled list of things “to do” may work well if you only have a few simple tasks to accomplish, as one of the best Kids in the…
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The Pareto Principle
You’ve probably heard the saying that 80% of the work gets done in 20% of the time. But what does that even mean, especially for the less mathematically inclined? Simply put, this mantra means that 80% of people’s work time is spent on trivial tasks. It is only in 20% of the time that the…
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Learn more about our professors!
Come check out our reddit AMA Too busy browsing /r/gonewild? Broke your arms and mom won’t help with your homework? No time to write your paper because you’re on a Colby rescue mission? Don’t worry, Unemployed Professors has your back! Our writers have PhD degrees from top American universities, and they will make sure you…
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The Art of Unlearning
The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn and relearn. –Alvin Toffler No matter how many papers you buy from us, you’re going to have to learn the stuff that applies to your hoped-for career sometime. In the 21st century, that includes…