Author: Professor-Rogue

  • Professor Rogue’s Words of Wisdom on Citations for College Essays

    Professor Rogue’s Words of Wisdom on Citations for College Essays

    If you don’t know this already, trust me – citations for your college essays are one of the most important elements of writing top-notch papers that will get you an A grade. Indeed, many professors, especially in English and the Humanities are incredibly nitpicky about citations for college essays, and will even dock large numbers…

  • Rogue Commentary: On the Nobility of Whistleblowing

    Recent revelations by Edward Snowden, former NSA contractor come whistleblower, are deeply disturbing vis-à-vis the continued legitimacy of American democracy. While the War on Terror has most certainly created a context in which Americans are increasingly willing to make sacrifices in the name of ostensible security; the scope of the information collected by the NSA…

  • Getting Ready for a New Semester: Rogue Style

    Getting Ready for a New Semester: Rogue Style

    With the dreadful misery of a new semester of busy work approaching you, and with the allure of our custom essays already ringing throughout the halls of your Soviet-style concrete classroom building, it’s time to get ready for what the new semester’s gonna bring. This is how you prep for a semester, Rogue style… STRATEGIC…

  • How to Study for Midterms

    How to Study for Midterms

    Given that you’re on a custom essay site, you’re either struggling with the academic portions of your life or just overwhelmed to the point where you’re imbibing Red Bull by the case, and staring at your University’s meme page or Texts From Last Night, in utter disbelief, and wondering what you’ve done to deserve this…

  • How to Beat Turnitin.com

    How to Beat Turnitin.com

    HOW TO BEAT TURNITIN That got your attention, didn’t it? Yeah, universities are increasingly using TURNITIN so as to catch what they call plagiarism. A lot of message boards and Ehow articles out there are telling you that you can beat TURNITIN by doing weird stuff with macros in word, by adding random letters or…

  • ZEN AND THE ART OF ESSAY WRITING!

    ZEN AND THE ART OF ESSAY WRITING!

    Despite the fact that I write custom essays, to supplement my income, I’m still an educator. As such, I’m writing today to provide you budding scholars with some awesome-sauce essay writing tips. For what it’s worth, one of my custom essays would most certainly kick the ass of anything that you could produce (go on –…

  • On Plagiarism and Other Stupidity…

    Whence Academic Misconduct? Tis the question. I often ponder the ethical implications of plagiarism, and my night job here. At first, I felt a little bad about what I was doing; writing custom papers; doing others’ homework; all the while writing my own dissertation. Not for nothing, my dissertation probably took an extra six to…

  • I’m a Good Little Academic Prostitute!

    I’m a Good Little Academic Prostitute!

    Let’s face it – I’m an academic prostitute, a whore one might say. I don’t suck phalluses for money, nor at all for that matter, but I do sell my body every time I write a custom college essay. Am I being provocative? Yeah. Am I trying to optimize this web site’s page position on…

  • “Don’t Hate Da Playa; Hate Da Game”

    “Don’t Hate Da Playa; Hate Da Game”

    As I mentioned in my previous post, we do get a fair bit of hate mail here at Unemployed Professors. “Custom essay writing is immoral you jackass!” “Students won’t graduate if they pay someone to write their essays!” I’ve heard it all once, and I’ll hear it all again. As an academic who has a…

  • Who are we? Why we’re doing this?

    Who are we? Why we’re doing this?

    We get our fair share of hate mail here at Unemployed Professors. These e-mails run the gamut from “you are a bunch of immoral jackasses for running a custom essay service,” to “how the hell are these kids going to learn if you’re writing their essays for them.” Despite these, the Unemployed Professors remain undeterred.…